About Schmidt (Roberta Talks About Randall)
ROBERTA: Larry is like a little boy. Ever since our divorce, he thinks the only way he can get my attention is to cause a fuss. I understand it. I do. I feel sorry for him. I just… My first husband was the same way.It lasted nineteen months. He turned into a real horse”s ass.But I”m sure things will be different for Jeannie and Randall. Now Randall – he really knows how to treat a woman. Honestly, don”t you think Randall is something special?You know, when I had my hysterectomy, that boy did not leave my side for one minute. Not one minute. People used to raise their eyebrows because I nursed him until he was almost five, but I think the results speak for themselves. I raised a very sensitive, devoted boy who has turned into a sensitive, devoted man. And he”s also quite easy on the eye, if I do say so myself. Don”t you agree?More Monologues from “About Schmidt”RelatedShareTweetPin
It lasted nineteen months. He turned into a real horse”s ass.But I”m sure things will be different for Jeannie and Randall. Now Randall – he really knows how to treat a woman. Honestly, don”t you think Randall is something special?You know, when I had my hysterectomy, that boy did not leave my side for one minute. Not one minute. People used to raise their eyebrows because I nursed him until he was almost five, but I think the results speak for themselves. I raised a very sensitive, devoted boy who has turned into a sensitive, devoted man. And he”s also quite easy on the eye, if I do say so myself. Don”t you agree?More Monologues from “About Schmidt”RelatedShareTweetPin
But I”m sure things will be different for Jeannie and Randall. Now Randall – he really knows how to treat a woman. Honestly, don”t you think Randall is something special?You know, when I had my hysterectomy, that boy did not leave my side for one minute. Not one minute. People used to raise their eyebrows because I nursed him until he was almost five, but I think the results speak for themselves. I raised a very sensitive, devoted boy who has turned into a sensitive, devoted man. And he”s also quite easy on the eye, if I do say so myself. Don”t you agree?More Monologues from “About Schmidt”RelatedShareTweetPin
You know, when I had my hysterectomy, that boy did not leave my side for one minute. Not one minute. People used to raise their eyebrows because I nursed him until he was almost five, but I think the results speak for themselves. I raised a very sensitive, devoted boy who has turned into a sensitive, devoted man. And he”s also quite easy on the eye, if I do say so myself. Don”t you agree?More Monologues from “About Schmidt”RelatedShareTweetPin