2 Best Heathers Monologues

Category: Movie Role: Heather Chandler From: Heathers

HEATHER CHANDLER: You were nothing before you met me! You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn! You were a Brownie, you were a Bluebird, you were a Girl Scout Cookie! I got you into a Remington Party! What”s my thanks? It”s on the hallway carpet. I get paid in puke! (totally in control) Monday morning, you”re history. I”ll tell everyone about tonight. Transfer to Washington. Transfer to Jefferson. No one at Westerburg”s going to let you play their reindeer games.RelatedShareTweetPin

Heathers (Veronica Sawyer)

Category: Movie Role: Veronica Sawyer From: Heathers

My parents wanted to move me into high school out of the sixth grade, but we decided to chuck the idea because I’d have trouble making friends, blah, blah, blah. Now blah, blah, blah is all I ever do. I use my grand IQ to decide what color lip gloss to wear in the morning and how to hit three keggers before curfew… Betty Finn was a true friend and I sold her out for a bunch of Swatch dogs and Diet Coke heads. Killing Heather would be like offing the wicked witch of the west… wait east. West! God! I sound like a fucking psycho….Dear Diary: Heather told me she teaches people “real life.” She said, real life sucks losers dry. You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly. I said, so, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly? She said, yes. I said, you’re beautiful.

Heathers (Heather Chandler)

Heathers (Veronica Sawyer)