4 Best Tommy Monologues – Opening Monologue

The Karate Kid (Tommy)

Category: Movie Role: Tommy From: The Karate Kid

Get him a body bag! Yeahhhhh! Heeheehahaha!

Pitch Perfect (Tommy)

Category: Movie Role: Tommy From: Pitch Perfect

TOMMY: I”ve been picked on, wedgied, ridiculed, upper-decked, and cyberbullied by elected officials. I am also currently failing out of this university. And though I too cannot sing a drop, there is nowhere I”d rather be than in the welcome embrace of Barden a cappella. But if you think this is like some high school club where you sing and dance your way through big social issues you”ve come to the wrong place. It”s nothing like that. That”s high school. This s – is real life.(He claps twice) Alright people. Don”t just bring it! Sing it!RelatedShareTweetPin

(He claps twice) Alright people. Don”t just bring it! Sing it!RelatedShareTweetPin

Never Let Me Go (Tommy)

Category: Movie Role: Tommy From: Never Let Me Go

TOMMY: Chrissie and Rod are pretty obsessed with this rumor, aren”t they? I was thinking that if this rumor was true, it might explain quite a lot. Well – the Gallery for instance. We never got to the bottom of it, what the Gallery was for.Pictures, poetry, sculptures. It tells you something about yourself. That”s the point about art, isn”t it? It says what”s inside you. Your soul. (beat) So suppose that the rumor is true. A special arrangement has been made for Hailsham students. If they”re in love. There would have to be a way to judge if couples are telling the truth, and not just lying to put off their donations.Well that”s what the Gallery would be for. In the Gallery, they can find out everything about us that they need to know. So if we say we”re in love, they can look into our souls, and they”ll know if it”s real love, or just a lie.RelatedShareTweetPin

Pictures, poetry, sculptures. It tells you something about yourself. That”s the point about art, isn”t it? It says what”s inside you. Your soul. (beat) So suppose that the rumor is true. A special arrangement has been made for Hailsham students. If they”re in love. There would have to be a way to judge if couples are telling the truth, and not just lying to put off their donations.Well that”s what the Gallery would be for. In the Gallery, they can find out everything about us that they need to know. So if we say we”re in love, they can look into our souls, and they”ll know if it”s real love, or just a lie.RelatedShareTweetPin

Well that”s what the Gallery would be for. In the Gallery, they can find out everything about us that they need to know. So if we say we”re in love, they can look into our souls, and they”ll know if it”s real love, or just a lie.RelatedShareTweetPin

Gone Girl (Tommy)

Category: Movie Role: Tommy From: Gone Girl

TOMMY: Do I look like I”d do well in prison? I plead down, man. Sexual assault one, no jail time. I”ve been unemployed for eight years because I have to write “Sexual Offender” on every job application. I”m on a neighborhood watch list because I have to register as a predator wherever I go. I haven”t had a date in almost a decade because if a girl googles me? Bye-bye. Life”s a joy.I meet Amy at this party-2004. We CLICK. She”s perfect. Like, if I could make up a girl, this would be the f – girl. I think: what”s the catch? Few months and it hits me: She was just playing at being Indie Rock Dream Girl. Apply yourself! Hustle for those gigs! Play this venue and meet that executive. She bought me ties. I mean, girls like a fixer -upper, but… She invaded me. She made me her business. And she wanted me to do the same for her. It was too much. I wasn”t even sure I wanted to be the guy she wanted me to be.So I break -up with her, back away, whatever. . . It was no big deal. Or so I think. Then Amy shows up one night. She”s got a bottle of bourbon and this bootleg of a band I love, and -f – she”s all over me -and when this girl gets all over you -sorry, she”s your wife. But pretty soon- Consensual! Nothing funky. Next thing I know, the cops are at my door. Amy has wounds that are “consistent with rape.” Marks on her wrists as if I tied her up. Me. I tied her to my bed and raped her. (whispering) And guess what they find? Headboard of my bed, one on each side.You date, you get your heart broken, you date someone new. Circle of life, right? Wrong. I don”t think she”d ever been rejected. Like, ever. Can you imagine being almost 30 years old and never having had anything go wrong for you? I may have to relocate to Kazakhstan. I”m serious, man, I will not say a word against that girl. She f – me up. And I just dated her a few months. I can”t imagine what she”s got in store for you.RelatedShareTweetPin

I meet Amy at this party-2004. We CLICK. She”s perfect. Like, if I could make up a girl, this would be the f – girl. I think: what”s the catch? Few months and it hits me: She was just playing at being Indie Rock Dream Girl. Apply yourself! Hustle for those gigs! Play this venue and meet that executive. She bought me ties. I mean, girls like a fixer -upper, but… She invaded me. She made me her business. And she wanted me to do the same for her. It was too much. I wasn”t even sure I wanted to be the guy she wanted me to be.So I break -up with her, back away, whatever. . . It was no big deal. Or so I think. Then Amy shows up one night. She”s got a bottle of bourbon and this bootleg of a band I love, and -f – she”s all over me -and when this girl gets all over you -sorry, she”s your wife. But pretty soon- Consensual! Nothing funky. Next thing I know, the cops are at my door. Amy has wounds that are “consistent with rape.” Marks on her wrists as if I tied her up. Me. I tied her to my bed and raped her. (whispering) And guess what they find? Headboard of my bed, one on each side.You date, you get your heart broken, you date someone new. Circle of life, right? Wrong. I don”t think she”d ever been rejected. Like, ever. Can you imagine being almost 30 years old and never having had anything go wrong for you? I may have to relocate to Kazakhstan. I”m serious, man, I will not say a word against that girl. She f – me up. And I just dated her a few months. I can”t imagine what she”s got in store for you.RelatedShareTweetPin

So I break -up with her, back away, whatever. . . It was no big deal. Or so I think. Then Amy shows up one night. She”s got a bottle of bourbon and this bootleg of a band I love, and -f – she”s all over me -and when this girl gets all over you -sorry, she”s your wife. But pretty soon- Consensual! Nothing funky. Next thing I know, the cops are at my door. Amy has wounds that are “consistent with rape.” Marks on her wrists as if I tied her up. Me. I tied her to my bed and raped her. (whispering) And guess what they find? Headboard of my bed, one on each side.You date, you get your heart broken, you date someone new. Circle of life, right? Wrong. I don”t think she”d ever been rejected. Like, ever. Can you imagine being almost 30 years old and never having had anything go wrong for you? I may have to relocate to Kazakhstan. I”m serious, man, I will not say a word against that girl. She f – me up. And I just dated her a few months. I can”t imagine what she”s got in store for you.RelatedShareTweetPin

You date, you get your heart broken, you date someone new. Circle of life, right? Wrong. I don”t think she”d ever been rejected. Like, ever. Can you imagine being almost 30 years old and never having had anything go wrong for you? I may have to relocate to Kazakhstan. I”m serious, man, I will not say a word against that girl. She f – me up. And I just dated her a few months. I can”t imagine what she”s got in store for you.RelatedShareTweetPin