A Thing Of Beauty (Arthur)
Arthur says
Atrocious. Juvenile. Bland. Obvious. Derivative. There is no skill whatsoever. It’s an imitation of other hacks rehashed to make this hack look less of a hack. I’m offended that I was even asked to come to this event. The maker of this dreck has single-handedly devalued what it is to be a human while proving his parents right. He should have been a dentist. At least then it would be clear that his intent to cause us all pain and misery was not accidental. It makes me want to do physical harm to myself. I would rather slit my wrists than have to look at it. Please stab me. Please stab me to death so I can get this image out of my retinas. I just want this nightmare to be over. And I do mean nightmare. I don’t speak in hyperbole. Someone should break his arms so he can never do anything like this ever again. Perhaps his legs too, lest he try to paint with his toes. Better still, he should be shot in the head and his organs harvested to repay any persons of sub-par intelligence who may have at one time purchased his art. No, not “art.” “Work?” Not “work.” What can we say? Scribbling? Leavings? Ejaculate? It makes my eyes hurt.