2 Best Todd Phillips Monologues

The Hangover Part II (Alan Garner)

The Hangover Part II (Alan Garner)

Category: Movie Role: Alan Garner From: The Hangover Part II

None of you know Stu like I do. Not you. Not you. Not you. Not you. Not nobody knows Stu like I do. No one. I can’t even tell you what we’ve been through because we made a pact, more important than blood. What I can tell you is this. This is not Stu’s first marriage. There was a whore in Las Vegas a couple of years ago…

Starsky & Hutch (Big Earl)

Starsky & Hutch (Big Earl)

Category: Movie Role: Big Earl From: Starsky & Hutch

Oh, eureka. God, that’s nice. It’s like a little bowl of oatmeal with a hole in it. I got one too. I just got a little more brown sugar on mine. … I’m not gonna lie to you, it’s gonna get weird. … Two dragons.