Hallpass Monologues

Hallpass (Maggie)

MAGGIE: Remember last week when we went to Lucy”s award thing? That night when we got home, Rick and I were gonna … you know … and I was waiting for him in bed while he tucked the kids in, and I started wondering who he would be thinking about during sex. Would it be the girl he checked out on the way into the party? Or would it be Missy Frankenfield – because I noticed him gawking at her? Or how about one of the waitresses, or maybe somebody he saw at work that day? Then when he came into the room, I did something I”d never done before: I pretended to be asleep.Look, I understand that people have fantasies and that you”re not always thinking about the person you”re with. But it”s just … I don”t know … it”s been too long since I felt that he was thinking about me. I need this hall pass to work, Grace, because if it doesn”t, I don”t know what”s going to happen.More Monologues from “Hall Pass”

Look, I understand that people have fantasies and that you”re not always thinking about the person you”re with. But it”s just … I don”t know … it”s been too long since I felt that he was thinking about me. I need this hall pass to work, Grace, because if it doesn”t, I don”t know what”s going to happen.More Monologues from “Hall Pass”

Hallpass (Rick)

RICK: Yes, she did, but… look, you”re insanely beautiful and pathologically sexy and every cell in my body is telling me to just do this, but – (Rick points to his chest.) See this area, this spot right here? The first time Maggie and I slept together, back in college, she fell asleep right here. And she left a puddle of drool. And it didn”t bother me. It actually felt good. That”s when I knew I was going to marry her. (beat) And when my kids -Emma and Gunnar-­ when they were babies, this is where they slept. Or sometimes at four o”clock in the morning Emma would just lay there and stare up at me. It was where we first got to know each other. (beat) So I”m sorry, Leigh, but as amazing as I think you are … I gotta go home.More Monologues from “Hall Pass”