Universal Soldier (Luc Deveraux)
The food is good. … I don’t know. … I don’t want to hurt you. … I just want to eat.
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Street Fighter (William F. Guile)
Troopers, I just received new orders. Our superiors say the war is cancelled. We can all go home. Bison is getting paid off for his crimes, and our friends who have died here will have died for nothing. But, we can all go home. Meanwhile, ideals like peace, freedom, and justice, they get packed up. But, we can all go home. …Well, I’m not going home. I’m gonna get on my boat, and I’m going up river, and I’m going to kick that son of a bitch Bison’s ass so HARD that the next Bison wannabe is gonna feel it! Now, who wants to go home and who wants to go with ME!?!
Kickboxer (Kurt Sloane)
Oh yea, it’s good stuff. … Dancing? .. Oh yea dancing, I’m good, why? … Here? Really? … Aaahhaha. It’s all right. Hooah. Aaah! Huah! … Feelin’ so good today. Ain’t nobody standin’ in my way. Tomorrow gonna be a price to pay. Feelin’ so good today. There’s a mountain that I have to climb, it’ so high and I’m so behind. Get on up. Move on out. Ain’t no place, huah! For havin’ doubt. Feelin’ so good today. Ain’t nobody standin’ in my way. Tomorrow gonna be a price to pay. Feelin’ so good today. …
JCVD (Jean-Claude Van Damme)
This movie is for me. There we are, you and me. Why did you do that? Or why did I do that? You made my dream come true. I asked you for it. I promised you something in return and I haven’t delivered yet. You win, I lose. Unless, the path you’ve set for me is full of hurdles where the answer comes before the question. Yeah, I do that. Now I know why. It’s the cure, from what I’ve seen here. It all makes sense. It makes sense to those who understand.
Double Impact (Chad Wagner)
I’m so sorry. Okay. Maybe you should relax now. Okay? Slowly. Close your legs. Ooohh. Beautiful. Doing well. You know, stretching is so important. For example, because of my big legs and karate I can do the splits no problem. … Don’t move. … Look Frankie, I’m busy with those girls.