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Inglourious Basterds (SS Colonel Hans Landa)
Monsieur LaPadite, are you aware of the nickname the people of France have given me? … But you are aware of what they call me. … What are you aware of? … “The Jew Hunter.” … Precisely. I understand your trepidation in repeating it. Heydrich apparently hates the moniker the
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (Eric Cartman)
Well, Kyle’s mom is a big, fat bitch, she’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She’s a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, she’s a bitch to all the boys and girls. On Monday she’s a bitch, on Tuesday she’s a bitch, on Wedensday and Saturday
Bridesmaids (Megan)
Yeah, oh shit. Took a hard hard violent fall, kinda pin-balled down hit a lot of railings, broke a lot of shit. I’m not gonna say I survived. I’m gonna say I thrived. I met a dolphin down there and I swear to God that dolphin, looked not at me,
The Fault in Our Stars (Hazel at the Dias)
HAZEL: “Augustus Waters was the great starcrossed love of my life. Ours was an epic love story, and I won”t be able to get more than a sentence into it without disappearing into a puddle of tears. (beat) Like all real love stories – ours will die with us, as
Zombieland (Tallahassee)
TALLAHASSEE: Confession? Patrick Swayze was my hero. I can say that, right? I was just a kid. My Dad was outta the picture. And that”s when I saw “The Outsiders.” Cruise. Macchio. Lowe. Thomas-Howell. Estevez. Dillon. And Patrick Swayze. Rest of “em weren”t fit to hold his jock. And after
500 Days of Summer (Narrator)
This is a story of boy meets girl. The boy, Tom Hansen of Margate, New Jersey, grew up believing that he’d never truly be happy until the day he met the one. This belief stemmed from early exposure to sad British pop music and a total mis-reading of the movie