Zombieland (Tallahassee)

TALLAHASSEE: Confession? Patrick Swayze was my hero. I can say that, right? I was just a kid. My Dad was outta the picture. And that”s when I saw “The Outsiders.” Cruise. Macchio. Lowe. Thomas-Howell. Estevez. Dillon. And Patrick Swayze. Rest of “em weren”t fit to hold his jock. And after “Outsiders?” “Renegades.” “Red Dawn.” “Road House.” (Tallahassee executes a KARATE MOVE from the movie.)I modeled my life after Swayze”s. Then just like that, it ended. My sis brought home a Betamax of Swayze”s latest movie. I sat and watched my hero slip on a tank top. And dance the Pachanga (snaps out of it) You imagine what that was like? Dirty. F -. Dancing. Never has a man who kicked so much a -… shaken… so much a -. (angry far-off stare) I never forgave the son-of-a-b -.*(In the film, Patrick Swayze was changed to Bill Murray. This monologue is from the original screenplay)RelatedShareTweetPin

I modeled my life after Swayze”s. Then just like that, it ended. My sis brought home a Betamax of Swayze”s latest movie. I sat and watched my hero slip on a tank top. And dance the Pachanga (snaps out of it) You imagine what that was like? Dirty. F -. Dancing. Never has a man who kicked so much a -… shaken… so much a -. (angry far-off stare) I never forgave the son-of-a-b -.*(In the film, Patrick Swayze was changed to Bill Murray. This monologue is from the original screenplay)RelatedShareTweetPin

*(In the film, Patrick Swayze was changed to Bill Murray. This monologue is from the original screenplay)RelatedShareTweetPin