South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (Eric Cartman)

Well, Kyle’s mom is a big, fat bitch, she’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She’s a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, she’s a bitch to all the boys and girls. On Monday she’s a bitch, on Tuesday she’s a bitch, on Wedensday and Saturday she’s a bitch. Then on Sunday, just to be different, she’s a super king kamehameha bee-utch. Have you ever met my friend Kyle’s mom? She’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She’s a stupid bitch and she has stupid hair, she’s a big big big big big big bitch. Bitch bitch bitch bitch, she’s a stupid bitch. Kyle’s mom’s a bitch, and she’s such a stupid bitch. Talk to kids around the world, it might go a little bit something like this!