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Mean Girls (Gretchen)
GRETCHEN: I mean, if you even knew how mean she really is. You know I”m not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? She told me two years ago that hoop earrings were “her thing” and I wasn”t allowed to wear them anymore. And then my parents got me a pair
Punch-Drunk Love (Barry Egan)
I didn’t do anything. I’m a nice man. I mind my own business. So you tell me ‘that’s that’ before I beat the hell from you. I have so much strength in me you have no idea. I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything
The Little Mermaid (Ursula)
Yeeeeeees, hurry home, princess. We wouldn’t want to miss old Daddy’s celebration, now, would we? Huh! Celebration indeed. Bah! In my day, we had fantastical feasts when I lived in the palace. And now, look at me – wasted away to practically nothing – banished, and exiled, and practically starving,
Nineteen Eighty-Four (Winston Smith)
If there is hope, it lies in the proles. If they could become conscious of their own strength, there would be no need to conspire. History does not matter to them. It was three years ago on a dark evening. Easy to slip the patrols, and I’d gone into the
Office Space (Peter Gibbons)
When I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That’s my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that and the fear of losing my job. But you know Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to
Cant Hardly Wait” (Trip McNeely)
TRIP McNEELY: Seriously. Hey man, I thought college was gonna be the AM/PM of p -. I thought I”d be writin” more true -life letters to “Hustler” than I would term papers. Hell, that”s even why I broke up with Janine before I left. College women are totally different, bro.