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Full Metal Jacket (Sergeant Animal Mother)
Flush out your headgear new guy. You think we waste gooks for freedom? This is a slaughter. If I’m gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang.
Double Impact (Chad Wagner)
I’m so sorry. Okay. Maybe you should relax now. Okay? Slowly. Close your legs. Ooohh. Beautiful. Doing well. You know, stretching is so important. For example, because of my big legs and karate I can do the splits no problem. … Don’t move. … Look Frankie, I’m busy with those
Contact (Dr. Eleanor “Ellie” Arroway)
Science fiction. You’re right, it’s crazy. In fact, it’s even worse than that, it’s nuts. You want to hear something really nutty? I heard of a couple guys who want to build something called an airplane, you know you get people to go in and fly around like birds, it’s
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Buffy Summers)
All I want to do is graduate from high school, go to Europe, marry Christian Slater and die. Now it may not sound too great to a sconehead like you, but I think it’s swell. And you come along and tell me I’m a member of the hairy mole club
Good Will Hunting (Sean Maguire)
So if I asked you about art you’d probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo? You know a lot about him. Life’s work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientation, the whole works, right? But I bet you can’t tell me what it smells