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South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (Eric Cartman)
Well, Kyle’s mom is a big, fat bitch, she’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She’s a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, she’s a bitch to all the boys and girls. On Monday she’s a bitch, on Tuesday she’s a bitch, on Wedensday and Saturday
The Fault in Our Stars (Julie)
JULIE: Hi. I”m Julie. 15. Hodgkin”s Lymphoma. It”s been an ok week I guess. I”ve been sleeping better. More energy. I don”t feel as sluggish as I used to. So far, everyone seems pleased with my results. But it”s hard, you know. My friends are at school, they have parties
The Contender (Senator Laine Billings Hanson)
Mr. Chairman, ladies and gentlemen of the committee. Remarkably enough, it seems that I have some explaining to do. So, let me be absolutely clear. I stand for a woman’s right to choose. I stand for the elimination of the death penalty. I stand for a strong and growing armed
Trading Places (Louis Winthorpe III)
Think big, think positive, never show any sign of weakness. Always go for the throat. Buy low, sell high. Fear? That’s the other guy’s problem. Nothing you have ever experienced will prepare you for the absolute carnage you are about to witness. Super Bowl, World Series – they don’t know
Breakfast at Tiffany’s (Holly Golightly)
Look, I know what you think. And I don’t blame you, I’ve always thrown out such a jazzy line. But really…except for Doc…and you…Jose is my first non-rat romance. Oh, not that he’s my ideal of the absolute finito. He tells little lies and worries about what people think and
Little Women (Josephine Jo March)
Well, of course Aunt March prefers Amy over me. Why shouldn’t she? I’m ugly and awkward and I always say the wrong things. I fly around throwing away perfectly good marriage proposals. I love our home, but I’m just so fitful and I can’t stand being here! I’m sorry, I’m