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Dos Equis (The Most Interesting Man in the World)
I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis. … Stay thirsty, my friends.”
Easy A (Olive)
OLIVE: Remember how I told you Google Earth couldn”t find me if I was a ten story building? Well, the next day it could”ve found me if I was dressed as a needle at a haystack convention. I was now the center of attention and it felt pretty damn good.If
Three Kings (Archie Gates)
ARCHIE GATES: Shot him in the neck, didn”t you? Do you know anything about gunshot wounds? (They look at him.) What makes any gunshot wound bad, provided you survive the bullet, is something called sepsis. Say a bullet tears into you right now – It creates a cavity of dead
Crazy, Stupid, Love (Jacob Helps Cal)
JACOB: Cal, I”m going to make you an offer, it”s probably the best offer you”re ever going to get, and you”re extremely drunk, so it”s wildly important that you don”t answer until I”ve finished and you”ve taken a few moments to process what I”m saying. Do you understand? (Cal goes
Swingers (Trent Walker)
You know what you are? You’re like a big bear with claws and with fangs… Yeah… big fuckin’ teeth on ya’. And she’s just like this little bunny, who’s just kinda cowering in the corner. Yeah, man just kinda… you know, you got these claws and you’re staring at these
