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Easy A (Olive)
OLIVE: Remember how I told you Google Earth couldn”t find me if I was a ten story building? Well, the next day it could”ve found me if I was dressed as a needle at a haystack convention. I was now the center of attention and it felt pretty damn good.If
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Narrator)
It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probability, a sperm whale had been called into existence, several miles above the surface of an alien planet. But since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this innocent creature had very little time to come to
Trading Places (Louis Winthorpe III)
Think big, think positive, never show any sign of weakness. Always go for the throat. Buy low, sell high. Fear? That’s the other guy’s problem. Nothing you have ever experienced will prepare you for the absolute carnage you are about to witness. Super Bowl, World Series – they don’t know
The Parent Trap (Annie)
ANNIE: Will you stop thinking about your stomach at a time like this! Don”t you realize what”s happening?!? Don”t you find it peculiar that we both look so much alike and have the same birthday and… (putting it all together) Oh man, this is beyond coincidence, this is beyond imagination!
Much Ado About Nothing (Benedick)
I do much wonder that one man, seeing how much another man is a fool when he dedicates his behaviors to love, will, after he hath laughed at such shallow follies in others, become the argument of his own scorn by failing in love: and such a man is Claudio.
An Ideal Husband (Miss Mabel Chiltern)
Well, Tommy has proposed to me again. Tommy really does nothing but propose to me. He proposed to me last night in the music-room, when I was quite unprotected, as there was an elaborate trio going on. I didn’t dare to make the smallest repartee, I need hardly tell you.