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Antony and Cleopatra (Cleopatra)
Where think’st thou he is now? Stands he, or sits he? Or does he walk? or is he on his horse? O happy horse, to bear the weight of Antony! Do bravely, horse! for wot’st thou whom thou movest? The demi-Atlas of this earth, the arm And burgonet of men.
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All right. International shipping. Well, your products are on a plane, ready to go to your customers in Europe to arrive on Friday, but Italy wants it there by noon, Paris early morning and London late afternoon. Well, if you had a UPS logo, now when your customers ask, you
The Last Picture Show (Sam the Lion)
You wouldn’t believe how this country’s changed. First time I seen it, there wasn’t a mesquite tree on it, or a prickly pear neither. I used to own this land, you know. First time I watered a horse at this tank was more than forty years ago. I reckon the
The Goodbye Girl by Neil Simon
Elliott: Will you listen very, very carefully to me? Just for once. This may be the last time I ever talk to you. Not everyone in this world is after your magnificent body, lady. In the first place, it”s not so magnificent. It”s fair, but it ain”t keeping me up
The Lady from Shanghai (Arthur Bannister)
I presume you think that if you murder me here, your sailor friend will get the blame and you’ll be free to spend my money. Well, dear, you aren’t the only one who wants me to die. Our good friend, the District Attorney, is just itching to open a letter
Full House (Jesse Ketsopolis)
Give me a break… Don’t “huh” me! You waltz in here 25 minutes late and expect sympathy? Huh! I have CLEANED the house, and washed all of YOUR clothes, and ran a daycare center for socially deviant munchkins, and missed Oprah! Ran this one to a ballet lesson, this one