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Leon (Stansfield)
Tony, you’ve killed for us in the past, and we’ve always been satisfied, which is why it’s very hard for me to come down here today. One of my men was killed today in your territory, and the chinks tell me the killer was of the… Italian persuasion. Now, wait,
True Romance (Vincenzo Coccotti)
Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I’m a Sicilian. And my old man was the world heavyweight champion of Sicilian liars. And from growing up with him I learned the pantomime. Now there are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself
Reign Over Me (Charlie Fineman)
I had three daughters….Geena was five. Jenny was seven, she, uh, she liked boys already. Julie was 9, she was, she was older. They all looked alike, Johnson, like Doreen. Doreen was my wife. DT. That was her nickname: Doreen Timpleman. She had a dog, Spider. Spider, the poodle. They’d
The Alamo (Davy Crockett)
Republic. I like the sound of the word. It means people can live free, talk free, go or come, buy or sell, be drunk or sober, however they choose. Some words give you a feeling. Republic is one of those words that makes me tight in the throat; the same
It Happened One Night (Pete Warne)
Sure, I’ve thought about it. Who hasn’t? If I could ever meet the right sort of girl. Ah, where you gonna find her? Somebody that’s real, somebody that’s alive! They don’t come like that way anymore. Have I ever thought about it? Boy, I’ve even been sucker enough to make
The Princess Bride (Westley)
There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.