True Romance (Vincenzo Coccotti)

Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I’m a Sicilian. And my old man was the world heavyweight champion of Sicilian liars. And from growing up with him I learned the pantomime. Now there are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. A guy has seventeen pantomimes. A woman’s got twenty, but a guy’s got seventeen. And if you know them like you know your own face, they beat lie detectors to hell. What we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don’t want to show me nothing. But you’re telling me everything. I know you know where they are. So tell me, before I do some damage you won’t walk away from.