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Muriel’s Wedding (Muriel Heslop)
When I lived in Porpoise Spit, I used to sit in my room for hours and listen to ABBA songs. But since I’ve met you and moved to Sydney, I haven’t listened to one Abba song. That’s because my life is as good as an Abba song. It’s as good
On the Waterfront (Terry Malloy)
It wasn’t him, Charley, it was you. Remember that night in the Garden you came down to my dressing room and you said, “Kid, this ain’t your night. We’re going for the price on Wilson.” You remember that? “This ain’t your night”! My night! I coulda taken Wilson apart! So
Point Break (Angelo Pappas)
Huaahahahaha! This Calvin and Hobbes is funny! … You want some oranges? … No. No. We got lots. We got lots. No thanks. Good luck. … God. … Huhuhahahaha! For his turkey cemetery! Ho! … It’s time for lunch. … Right around that corner, there is a sandwich shop. They
Easy A (Brandon)
BRANDON: Think about it. We can help each other out. You want to maintain this floozy facade, I don”t want to get my face pummeled in every day. It”s win-win-win-win. All it would take is one good imaginary bonk and you”d be saving the bone structure of my face. Think
Easy A (Olive)
OLIVE: Remember how I told you Google Earth couldn”t find me if I was a ten story building? Well, the next day it could”ve found me if I was dressed as a needle at a haystack convention. I was now the center of attention and it felt pretty damn good.If