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First Blood (John Rambo)
We were in this bar in Saigon and this kid comes up, this kid carrying a shoe-shine box. And he says “Shine, please, shine!” I said no. He kept askin’, yeah, and Joey said “Yeah.” And I went to get a couple of beers, and the box was wired, and
Malcolm X (Malcolm X)
If the so-called Negro in America was truly an American citizen, we wouldn’t have a racial problem. If the Emancipation Proclamation was authentic, we wouldn’t have a racial problem. If the thirteenth, fourteenth and fifteenth amendments to the Constitution were authentic, we wouldn’t have a racial problem. If the Supreme
Panic Room (Burnham)
BURNHAM: You guys are pretty rich, huh? Yeah, you don”t think about that stuff. Good for you. I know, I know. I really screwed the pooch this time. I never did anything like this before. Break into somebody”s house? Not even close. Bad cards, Kid. I swear to God, I
As Good as It Gets (Melvin Udall)
Don’t be pessimistic, it’s not your style. Okay, here I go: Clearly, a mistake. I’ve got this, what – ailment? My doctor, a shrink that I used to go to all the time, he says that in fifty or sixty percent of the cases, a pill really helps. I *hate*
Reign Over Me (Charlie Fineman)
I had three daughters….Geena was five. Jenny was seven, she, uh, she liked boys already. Julie was 9, she was, she was older. They all looked alike, Johnson, like Doreen. Doreen was my wife. DT. That was her nickname: Doreen Timpleman. She had a dog, Spider. Spider, the poodle. They’d
9 to 5 (Doralee Rhodes)
Well, that explains it. That’s why these people treat me like some dime store floozy…They think I’m screwin’ the boss…And you just love it, don’t you? It gives you some sort of cheap thrill like knockin’ over pencils and pickin’ up papers…Get your scummy hands off of me. Look, I’ve