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Shake Weight for Men (Shake Weight)
This is not a workout. This is a revolution. This is shake weight for men. and its going to KICK. YOUR. BUTT. Phew! thats it. In just six minutes guaranteed. Uuuggh.
Jaws (Vaughn)
VAUGHN: Where are you going to get the authority to close the beaches? I just want you aware of what you”re doing before you tinker with the life blood of all those sage and discriminating souls who elected you. Next week”s the goddam Fourth of July! We”ve got a couple
Kung Fu Panda (Po)
Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend. He traveled the land in search of worthy foes. .. The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full, then he swallowed, and then he spoke. … He was so deadly, in fact, that his
The Breakfast Club (Andrew)
ANDREW: Do you guys know what, uh, what I did to get in here? I taped Larry Lester”s buns together. Yeah, you know him? Well then you know how hairy he is, right? Well, when they pulled the tape off, most of his hair came off and some, some skin
All Quiet on the Western Front (Paul Bäumer)
I want to help you. I want to help you…Stop that! Stop it! Stop it! I can bear the rest of it. I can’t listen to that! Why do you take so long dying? You’re going to die anyway. Oh, no. Oh, no. You won’t die. Oh, no. You won’t
Phenomenon (Doc Brunder)
Let’s see, George. George. There’s a tumor in your brain that’s spread out like a hand – threads of it, you know, everywhere. But instead of dysfunction, now here’s the mystery, George, instead of destroying brain function, so far, it’s been stimulating it and we can’t understand that. You have