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South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (Eric Cartman)
Well, Kyle’s mom is a big, fat bitch, she’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She’s a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, she’s a bitch to all the boys and girls. On Monday she’s a bitch, on Tuesday she’s a bitch, on Wedensday and Saturday
The Joy Luck Club (Jing-Mei June Woo)
The old woman remembered a swan she had bought many years ago in Shanghai for a foolish sum. “This bird”, boasted the market vendor, “was once a duck that stretched its neck in hopes of becoming a goose. And now look, it is too beautiful to eat!” Then the woman
UPS International Shipping (UPS)
All right. International shipping. Well, your products are on a plane, ready to go to your customers in Europe to arrive on Friday, but Italy wants it there by noon, Paris early morning and London late afternoon. Well, if you had a UPS logo, now when your customers ask, you
Shakespeare in Love (William Shakespeare)
My story starts at sea. A perilous voyage to an unknown land. A shipwreck. The wild waters roar and heave. The brave vessel is dashed all to pieces, and all the helpless souls within her drowned. All save one: a lady whose soul is greater than the ocean, and her
Universal Soldier (Luc Deveraux)
The food is good. … I don’t know. … I don’t want to hurt you. … I just want to eat.
Edward Scissorhands (Kim Boggs)
I don’t know. Not for sure. But I believe he is. You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren’t up there now, I don’t think it would be snowing. Sometimes, you can still catch me dancing in it.