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500 Days of Summer (Tom)
TOM: I don”t know. It”s not that simple. Like, are we “going steady?” Come on, guys. We”re adults. We know how we feel. We don”t need to label it. “Boyfriend, girlfriend.” That stuff is very… juvenile. Ok. Number one. Your last girlfriend was Amy Sussman in the 7th grade and
Goodfellas (Tommy DeVito)
You mean, let me understand this … cuz I … maybe its me, maybe I’m a little fucked up maybe. I’m funny how? I mean funny, like I’m a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How
Chasing Amy (Alyssa Jones)
No! I used them! You don’t think I would’ve let it happen if I hadn’t wanted it to, do you? I was an experimental girl, for Christ’s sake! Maybe you knew early on that your track was from point A to B, but unlike you, I wasn’t given a fucking
Mean Girls (Gretchen Wieners)
Growing up female in this world is not easy. In China, baby girls are routinely put up for adoption. And in parts of Africa, women are still made to live in tents during the time of their menses. … And even in fancy countries like the United States and England,
Last Tango in Paris (Paul)
You look ridiculous in that make-up. Like the caricature of a whore. A little touch of mommy in the night. Fake Ophelia drowned in the bathtub. I wish you could see yourself. You’d really laugh. You’re your mother’s masterpiece. Christ. There are too many fucking flowers in this place. I
Guys and Dolls (Sky Masterson)
On the day when I left home to make my way in the world, my daddy took me to one side. “Son,” my daddy says to me, “I am sorry I am not able to bankroll you to a very large start, but not having the necessary lettuce to get