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Miami Heat Intro (LeBron James)
So it’s Wade’s House! LeBron’s Kingdom! And Bosh’s Pit Baby! … One! Two! Threeee!!!! … Yes. We. Did. Yes. We. Did. …. Dun dun dun dun …. Dun dun dun dun…. Dun dun dun dun … Number 6, LeBroooooooooooooooooooooooon Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaames! … Number 1, Chrrrrrrrrissssss Bossssssssssssssssssh. Aaaand number 3, Dwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayne Wwwaaaaaaaaaaade!
Hard Candy (Hayley)
HAYLEY: How hard do you think they”ll look for me? (She lets it sink in. Then continues) The police find a pedophile killer all gift-wrapped for them, you really think they”re gonna care who did their work for them? You think they”re even gonna bring it up?They never try girls
Gettysburg (Colonel Joshua Chamberlain)
You know who we are and what we’re doing here, but if you want to fight along side us, there’s some things I want you to know. This regiment was formed last summer in Maine. There were a thousand of us then. There are less than three hundred of us
Shrek Forever After (Shrek)
Fiona, I know everything about you, I know you sing so beautifully that birds explode. I know that when you sign your name, you put a heart over the i. I know that when you see a shooting star you cross your fingers on both hands, squinch up your nose,
Midnight Run (Jack Walsh)
Well I’ll tell you what, if you don’t cooperate you’re gonna suffer from fistaphobia.
The Departed (Staff Sergeant Sean Dignam)
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let’s say you have no idea and leave it at that, okay? No idea. Zip. None. If you had an idea of what we do, we would not be good at what we do, now would we? We would be cunts. Are you calling us cunts? …