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Gladiator (Maximus Decimus Meridius)
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Altered States (Dr. Eddie Jessup)
What dignifies the Yogic practices is that the belief system itself is not truly religious. There is no Buddhist god per se. It is the self, the individual mind, that contains immortality and ultimate truth. At least I know where the self is. It’s in our own minds. It’s a
The Godfather (Jack Woltz)
You don’t understand. Johnny Fontane never gets that movie. That part is perfect for him. It’ll make him a big star. I’m gonna run him out of the business. And let me tell you why. Johnny Fontane ruined one of Woltz International’s most valuable protégés. For five years we had
Geico Cavemen Commercial (Geico Caveman)
I’ll have the roast duck with the mango salsa. … I don’t have much of an appetite, thank you.
The Breakfast Club (Bender)
BENDER: What do you care what I think, anyway? I don”t even count, right? I could disappear forever and it wouldn”t make any difference… I may as well not even exist at this school, remember? (he turns to Claire) And you… don”t like me anyway! God, you”re so pathetic! (furious)
A Boy Named Charlie Brown (Linus Van Pelt)
Well, I can understand how you feel. You worked hard, studying for the spelling bee, and I suppose you feel you let everyone down, and you made a fool of yourself and everything. But did you notice something, Charlie Brown?… The world didn’t come to an end.