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Saving Private Ryan (Captain John H. Miller)
Mike, what’s the pool on me up to right now? What’s it up to? What is it? 300 dollars? Is that it? 300? I’m a schoolteacher. I teach English composition. In this little town called Addley, Pennsylvania. The last 11 years I’ve been at Thomas Alva Edison High School. I
Breakfast at Tiffany’s (Holly Golightly)
Look, I know what you think. And I don’t blame you, I’ve always thrown out such a jazzy line. But really…except for Doc…and you…Jose is my first non-rat romance. Oh, not that he’s my ideal of the absolute finito. He tells little lies and worries about what people think and
Alice in Wonderland (Mad Hatter)
I shall elucidate. Now statistics prove, prove that you’ve one birthday. … Ahh, but there are three hundred and sixty four unbirthdays. … What a small this world is. … Now blow the candle out my dear and make your wish come true. … A very merry unbirthday to you!
Midnight Run (Jack Walsh)
Well I’ll tell you what, if you don’t cooperate you’re gonna suffer from fistaphobia.
Finding Nemo (Dory)
No. No, you can’t. …STOP! Please don’t go away. Please? No one’s ever stuck with me for so long before. And if you leave…if you leave… I just, I remember things better with you! I do, look! P. Sherman, forty-two…forty-two… I remember it, I do. It’s there, I know it
La Bamba (Ritchie Valens)
My mom reckons I’m going to be a star. And stars don’t fall from the sky.