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A Midsummer Night’s Dream (Oberon)
I pray thee, give it me. I know a bank where the wild thyme blows, Where oxlips and the nodding violet grows, Quite over-canopied with luscious woodbine, With sweet musk-roses and with eglantine: There sleeps Titania sometime of the night, Lull’d in these flowers with dances and delight; And there
Three Kings (Archie Gates)
ARCHIE GATES: Shot him in the neck, didn”t you? Do you know anything about gunshot wounds? (They look at him.) What makes any gunshot wound bad, provided you survive the bullet, is something called sepsis. Say a bullet tears into you right now – It creates a cavity of dead
Cant Hardly Wait” (Kenny)
KENNY: I”ve got to have s – tonight. I mean, peep this. 92 percent of the honeys at UCLA are sexually active. 92 percent! I figure since the whole class is going to the party, I should give all ladies an equal chance – you know whatuhm sayin”? It took
30 Minutes or Less (Nick)
NICK: Stop! Just don”t come any closer. I”m gonna give you the short version of an incredibly complicated and f – up situation, so please be cool. (beat) Some very bad guys strapped a bomb to my chest and they are forcing me to commit a crime. I wish I
Scent of a Woman (Frank Slade)
Out of order, I’ll show you out of order. You don’t know what out of order is, Mr. Trask. I’d show you but I’m too old, I’m too tired, I’m too fuckin’ blind. If I were the man I was five years ago I’d take a flame-thrower to this place.
The Fault in Our Stars (Hazel at the Dias)
HAZEL: “Augustus Waters was the great starcrossed love of my life. Ours was an epic love story, and I won”t be able to get more than a sentence into it without disappearing into a puddle of tears. (beat) Like all real love stories – ours will die with us, as