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Easy A (Olive)
OLIVE: The rumors of my promiscuity have been greatly exaggerated. I used to be anonymous. A nothing. A nonentity. Google Earth couldn”t find me if I was dressed up as a ten story building. I know, pretty cutting edge stuff, huh? A high school girl feeling anonymous. Who am I?
Geico Dancing Caveman Commerical (Dancing Geico Caveman)
Baltimore is a great place to pick up dance moves, I find. Lotta heel work. … Jazz hands, anything with jazz hands. … I do the hustle just like you. Geico probably thinks this is easy too.
Donnie Brasco (Donnie Brasco)
“Forget about it” is like uh if you agree with someone, you know, like “Raquel Welsh is one great piece of ass forget about it.” But then, if you disagree, like “A Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Forget about it!” You know? But then, it’s also like if something’s
Bonnie and Clyde (Buck Barrow)
Hey, you wanna hear a story, about this boy, he owned a dairy farm, see, and his ol’ ma, she was kinda sick, you know. And the doctor, he called him over and said, ‘Uh, listen, your Ma, she’s just lyin’ there. She’s just so sick and she’s weakly. And
Finding Forrester (William Forrester)
My brother and I, we were here for every game. Till he left for the war. I thought it’d be the same when he came back, but, uh, he talked a little less and drank a little more. I promised my mother I would help him get through it all.
Full Metal Jacket (Sergeant Animal Mother)
Flush out your headgear new guy. You think we waste gooks for freedom? This is a slaughter. If I’m gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang.