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And Justice For All (Arthur Kirkland)
Your Honor, Mr. Foreman, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my name is Arthur Kirkland, and I am the defense counsel for the defendant, Judge Henry T. Fleming. Now, that man over there he’s the prosecuting attorney, and he couldn’t be happier today. He is a happy man today, because
West Side Story (Ice)
Boy, boy, crazy boy. Get cool boy. Got a rocket in your pocket, keep cooly cool boy. Don’t get hot, ’cause man you’ve got some high times ahead. Take it slow and daddy-o, you can live it up and die in bed. Boy, boy, crazy boy. Stay loose boy. Breeze
Elf (Buddy Hobbs)
First we’ll make snow angels for a two hours, then we’ll go ice skating, then we’ll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookiedough as fast as we can, and then we’ll snuggle.
The Merchant of Venice (Shylock)
He hath disgraced me, and hindered me half a million, laughed at my losses, mocked at my gains, scorned my nation, thwarted my bargains, cooled my friends, heated mine enemies; and what’s his reason? I am a Jew. Hath not a Jew eyes? Hath not a Jew hands, organs, dimensions,
Clueless (Tai)
TAI: I”m glad you”re here. There”s something I want to do and I”d like it if you were there with me. This is stupid junk that… reminded me of Elton that I thought I”d save forever. But now I want to burn it cause I am so over him. O.K.