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25th Hour (Monty Brogan)
Fuck me? Fuck you! Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job! Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down
Drive (Driver)
If I drive for you, you give me a time and a place. I give you a five-minute window, anything happens in that five minutes and I’m yours no matter what. I don’t sit in while you’re running it down. I don’t carry a gun. I drive.
Mutiny on the Bounty (Ensign Byam)
My lord, much as I desire to live, I’m not afraid to die. Since I first sailed on the Bounty over four years ago, I’ve known how men can be made to suffer worse things than death, cruelly, beyond duty, beyond necessity. Captain Bligh, you’ve told your story of mutiny
Nineteen Eighty-Four (Winston Smith)
If there is hope, it lies in the proles. If they could become conscious of their own strength, there would be no need to conspire. History does not matter to them. It was three years ago on a dark evening. Easy to slip the patrols, and I’d gone into the
Charlie Wilson’s War (Gust Avrakotos)
My loyalty! For twenty-four years people have been trying to kill me! People who know how. Now do you think that’s because my dad was a Greek soda pop maker? Or do you think that’s because I’m an American spy? Go fuck yourself, you fucking child!