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Boys on the Side (Robin Nickerson)
I don’t know what it is but there’s something that goes on between women. You men know that because it’s the same for you. I’m not saying one sex is better then the other. I’m just saying, like speaks to like. Love or whatever doesn’t always keep. So you found
Easy A (Olive Penderghast)
I just thought of the funniest thing. My name is an anagram for “I love”.
The Lady from Shanghai (Arthur Bannister)
I presume you think that if you murder me here, your sailor friend will get the blame and you’ll be free to spend my money. Well, dear, you aren’t the only one who wants me to die. Our good friend, the District Attorney, is just itching to open a letter
Up in the Air (Alex Goran)
You know, honestly by the time you’re 34, all the physical requirements just go out the window. You secretly pray that he’ll be taller than you, not an asshole would be nice just someone who enjoys my company, comes from a good family. You don’t think about that when you’re
Crazy, Stupid, Love (Robbie and “The Scarlet Letter”)
Robbie: You want to talk about The Scarlet Letter, Mrs. Thompson? Here you go: the “A” they”re both wearing – I think it stands for A -. Wanna know why? Because they”re in love, and love is for stupid A -S. So thanks for choosing this book, Mrs. Thompson, because
Judgment at Nuremberg (Dr. Ernst Janning)
I wish to testify about the Feldenstein case because it was the most significant trial of the period. It is important not only for the tribunal to understand it, but for the whole German people. But in order to understand it, one must understand the period in which it happened.