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Full Metal Jacket (Gunnery Sergeant Hartman)
Did your parents have any children that lived? I bet they regret that. You’re so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece! What’s your name, fat body?Lawrence? Lawrence what, of Arabia? That name sounds like royalty. Are you royalty? Do you suck dicks? Bullshit. I’ll bet you could suck
Fargo (Marge Olmstead Gunderson)
So that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. And those three people in Brainerd. And for what? For a little bit of money. There’s more to life than a little money, you know. Don’t you know that?
Can’t Hardly Wait (Denise Fleming)
I know exactly who you are. You’re Kenny Fisher. We used to play Miami Vice in my basement. You used to sleepover at my house. You had to leave the hall light on every night. You’re Kenny Fisher who used to buy me a card every Valentine’s Day and a
Caddyshack (Carl Spackler)
A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him.
Freedom Writers (Erin Gruwell)
Maybe we should talk about art. Tito’s got real talent, don’t you think? You know something? I saw a picture just like this once, in a museum. Only it wasn’t a black man, it was a Jewish man. And instead of the big lips he had a really big nose,
V for Vendetta (V)
But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of