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Four Weddings and a Funeral (Matthew)
Gareth used to prefer funerals to weddings. He said it was easier to get enthusiastic about a ceremony one had an outside chance of eventually being involved in. In order to prepare this speech, I rang a few people, to get a general picture of how Gareth was regarded by
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (Soap)
Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody. If you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don’t make any noise, and the less noise they make,
Primal Fear (Aaron Stampler)
Mr. Vail? Will you t-tell Miss Venable I’m sorry? Tell her I hope her neck is OK. Well, good for you, Marty. I was gonna let it go. You were looking so happy just now. I was thinking… To tell you the truth, I’m glad you figured it out ’cause
MacGruber (MacGruber)
To this day, I have no idea. We actually all went to college together. Believe it or not, we were very close friends. Then after graduation, he got engaged to her. He asked me to be his best man and right about that time, I started banging her and mowing
Bloodsport (Victor)
What’s the hold up? What’s the difference if Bruce Springsteen is his Shidoshi?