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Dark Victory (Judith Traherne)
Don’t, Ann. I’m happy, really I am. Now let me see, is there anything else? Oh yes, one more thing. When Michael runs Challenger in the National, oh, and he’ll win – I’m sure he’ll win – have a party and invite all our friends. Now let me see, silly
Up in the Air (Ryan Bingham)
How much does your life weigh? Imagine for a second that you’re carrying a backpack. I want you to pack it with all the stuff that you have in your life… you start with the little things. The shelves, the drawers, the knickknacks, then you start adding larger stuff. Clothes,
9 to 5 (Doralee Rhodes)
Well, that explains it. That’s why these people treat me like some dime store floozy…They think I’m screwin’ the boss…And you just love it, don’t you? It gives you some sort of cheap thrill like knockin’ over pencils and pickin’ up papers…Get your scummy hands off of me. Look, I’ve
Half Baked (Thurgood Jenkins)
Hey, what’s up everybody? I’m Thurgood Jenkins. You know, it’s funny but I can trace every path in my life to one childhood memory. My last clear memory really. You see, it was the summer before my ninth grade year. It was me, Kenny, Brian, Scarface and of course, lovable
Adventureland (Em)
EM: That”s my stepmother. My mother died two years ago. My dad got remarried last year. (sneering at the photo) Her name is Francy. See that unholy abomination on her head? It”s a wig. She had some kind of nervous breakdown when her first husband divorced her. Her hair fell
And Justice For All (Arthur Kirkland)
Your Honor, Mr. Foreman, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my name is Arthur Kirkland, and I am the defense counsel for the defendant, Judge Henry T. Fleming. Now, that man over there he’s the prosecuting attorney, and he couldn’t be happier today. He is a happy man today, because