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Funny Girl (Fanny Brice)
Suppose all ya ever had for breakfast was onion rolls. Then one day, in walks a bagel! You’d say, ‘Ugh, what’s that?’ Until you tried it! That’s my problem – I’m a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls. Nobody recognizes me! Listen, I got 36 expressions. Sweet as
Rachel Getting Married (Kym)
When I was sixteen, I was babysitting my little brother. And I was, I had taken all these percocet. And I was unbelievably high and I, we had driven over to the park on Lakeshore. And he was in his red socks just running around in these piles of leaves.
Magnolia (Frank T.J. Mackey)
Earl. You don’t look that bad. You prick. “Cocksucker.” That’s what you used to like to say, right? “Cocksucker.” But you are a cocksucker, Earl. It hurts, doesn’t it? Huh? You in a lot of pain? She was in a lot of pain. Right to the end, she was in
25th Hour (Monty Brogan)
Fuck me? Fuck you! Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job! Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down