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Family Guy Infomercial (Tom Vu)
Hello, how come I rich and you not? How come you not sell real estate like I do? How come I sleep with your wife while you at work? And then I pee in your toilet and don’t flush? And sometimes I open the back part and I pee in
Miami Heat Intro (LeBron James)
So it’s Wade’s House! LeBron’s Kingdom! And Bosh’s Pit Baby! … One! Two! Threeee!!!! … Yes. We. Did. Yes. We. Did. …. Dun dun dun dun …. Dun dun dun dun…. Dun dun dun dun … Number 6, LeBroooooooooooooooooooooooon Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaames! … Number 1, Chrrrrrrrrissssss Bossssssssssssssssssh. Aaaand number 3, Dwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayne Wwwaaaaaaaaaaade!
Jerry Maguire (Dorothy Boyd)
Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at hello. You had me at hello.
Shakespeare in Love (Valentine)
What light is light, if Silvia be not seen? What joy is joy, if Silvia be not by? Unless it be to think that she is by and feed upon the shadow of perfection. …except I be by Silvia in the night, There is no music in the nightingale. Unless
Meet Joe Black (William Parrish)
I thought I was going to sneak away tonight. What a glorious night. Every face I see is a memory. It may not be a perfectly perfect memory. Sometimes we had our ups and downs. But we’re all together, and you’re mine for a night. And I’m going to break