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No Country For Old Men (Ed Tom Bell)
Had dreams… Two of ’em. Both had my father in ’em. It’s peculiar. I’m older now then he ever was by twenty years. So, in a sense, he’s the younger man. Anyway, the first one I don’t remember too well but, it was about meetin’ him in town somewheres and
Crazy, Stupid, Love (Cal)
CAL: I miss you, T. I got complacent, I think. You find your soulmate in high school… you”ve got the game sewed up in the first quarter, you know? I put in an effort when we were younger, didn”t I? I”d do anything to make you happy: take you miniature
Reign Over Me (Charlie Fineman)
I had three daughters….Geena was five. Jenny was seven, she, uh, she liked boys already. Julie was 9, she was, she was older. They all looked alike, Johnson, like Doreen. Doreen was my wife. DT. That was her nickname: Doreen Timpleman. She had a dog, Spider. Spider, the poodle. They’d
The Princess Bride (Westley)
There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.
A Bronx Tale (Sonny)
You gotta do what your heart tells you to do. Let me tell you somethin’ right now. You’re only allowed three great women in your lifetime. They come along like the great fighters, every ten years. Rocky Marciano. Sugar Ray Robinson. Joe Louis. Sometimes you get ’em all at once.