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Adventureland (Tired-Looking Guy)
TIRED-LOOKING GUY: If you have half a brain, the job”s easy. Unbearably, soul-crushingly dull. But easy. The night shift is f -ing awful. It”s a f -ing stake through your brain. But after one a.m., it pay”s double-time. Why else would I do it? Okay… (sorting some papers) F -…
Bridesmaids (Megan)
Yeah, oh shit. Took a hard hard violent fall, kinda pin-balled down hit a lot of railings, broke a lot of shit. I’m not gonna say I survived. I’m gonna say I thrived. I met a dolphin down there and I swear to God that dolphin, looked not at me,
Hallpass (Maggie)
MAGGIE: Remember last week when we went to Lucy”s award thing? That night when we got home, Rick and I were gonna … you know … and I was waiting for him in bed while he tucked the kids in, and I started wondering who he would be thinking about
Alice in Wonderland (Mad Hatter)
I shall elucidate. Now statistics prove, prove that you’ve one birthday. … Ahh, but there are three hundred and sixty four unbirthdays. … What a small this world is. … Now blow the candle out my dear and make your wish come true. … A very merry unbirthday to you!
Breakfast at Tiffany’s (Holly Golightly)
Look, I know what you think. And I don’t blame you, I’ve always thrown out such a jazzy line. But really…except for Doc…and you…Jose is my first non-rat romance. Oh, not that he’s my ideal of the absolute finito. He tells little lies and worries about what people think and
The Social Network (Mark Zuckerberg)
I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try – but there’s no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part of my attention – you have the minimum amount.