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The Big Lebowski (Jesus Quintana)
Let me tell you something pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash your piece out on the lanes, I’ll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger till it goes click. … You said it man. Nobody
Titanic (Jack Dawson)
I’m the king of the world! Whaowhooooo! Whoa! Whoahoho! Yeeeeeha! Owwwwooo!!!
Snatch (Brick Top)
You’re always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. … And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it’s no good leaving it
MacArthur (General Douglas MacArthur)
Duty, Honor, Country. Those three hallowed words reverently dictate what you ought to be, what you can be, and what you will be. They are your rallying points. They give you a temper of the will, a quality of the imagination, a vigor of the emotions, a freshness of the
Hamlet (Ophelia)
How should I your true love know From another one? By his cockle bat and’ staff And his sandal shoon. Say you? Nay, pray You mark. He is dead and gone, lady, He is dead and gone; At his head a grass-green turf, At his heels a stone. O, ho!
M*A*S*H (Capt. Trapper John McIntyre)
Look, mother, I want to go to work in one hour. We are the Pros from Dover and we figure to crack this kid’s chest and get out to the golf course before it gets dark. So you go find the gas-passer and you have him pre-medicate this patient. Then