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Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (Brian Fantana)
People call me the Bry man; I’m the stylish one of the group. I know what you’re asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nickname for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes – my left one is James Westfall and
The Ruling Class (Jack Gurney)
Deformed, unfinished, sent before my time into this breeding world. I’m cured of fantasy obsessions, paranoid delusions. I master words. ‘I’ – straighten up there. ‘AM’ – close up with ‘I’ – you horrible little word. ‘GOD.’ I AM GOD. Not the god of love, but God Almighty. I massacred
There Will Be Blood (Daniel Plainview)
I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed. I hate most people. There are times when I look at people and I see nothing worth liking. I want to earn enough money that I can get away from everyone. I see the worst in people.
Michael Clayton (Arthur Edens)
Michael. Dear Michael. Of course it’s you. Who else could they send? Who else could be trusted? And I know it’s a long way and you’re ready to go to work, all I’m saying is wait, just wait. Just just just please, hear me out, because this is not an
Top Secret! (Nick Rivers)
Do you know which room the final chemistry exam is in? … No. … No. No, I haven’t studied. Oh no, I’m back in school. I can’t believe I’m back in school. … Thank God.
Girl Interrupted (Susanna Kaysen)
Declared healthy and sent back into the world. My final diagnosis? A recovered borderline. What that means, I still don’t know. Was I ever crazy? Maybe. Or maybe life is. Crazy isn’t being broken, or swallowing a dark secret, it’s you, or me, amplified. If you ever told a lie