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Apocalypse Now (Lieutenant Colonel William Kilgore)
Smell that? You smell that? … Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. … I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn’t find one
The Taming of the Shrew (Kate)
The more my wrong, the more his spite appears. What, did he marry me to famish me? Beggars that come unto my father’s door Upon entreaty have a present alms; If not, elsewhere they meet with charity; But I, who never knew how to entreat, Nor never needed that I
Swingers (Trent Walker)
Our little baby’s all grows up. You know what? … Our little baby’s all grows up. … I’m not even hungry, I couldn’t touch it. … Our little boy is all grows up tonight. You know what big boy? You’re grown up. You’re grown up! Yeaaaheyha! Dig that! Is this
Cool Hand Luke (Captain)
Don’t you ever talk that way to me. Nyaahh! Gyadah! What we’ve got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can’t reach. So you get what we had here last week. Which is the way he wants it. Well he gets it. And I don’t like it anymore
All the Real Girls (Paul)
Do you wanna know a secret that I didn’t tell anybody ever? Well when I was walkin’ the dog I had before Duane. I had this dog named Mr. T because when he was a puppy … his hair was stickin’ up like in a Mohawk. And you know how
