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Misery (Annie Wilkes)
When I was growing up in Bakersfield, my favorite thing in all the world was to go to the movies on Saturday afternoons for the Chapter Plays. … I know that, Mr. Man! They also called them serials. I’m not stupid ya know… Anyway, my favorite was Rocket Man and
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (Ricky Bobby)
Dear Lord Baby Jesus… or as our brothers in the South call you: ‘Hey-soose’. We thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family: my two beautiful, beautiful, handsome
Dr. Strangelove (President Merkin Muffley)
Hello? … Ah … I can’t hear too well. Do you suppose you could turn the music down just a little? … Oh-ho, that’s much better. … yeah … huh … yes … Fine, I can hear you now, Dmitri. … Clear and plain and coming through fine….I’m coming through
American Graffiti (Terry)
TERRY: Oh yeah? I used to have a couple of horses myself. I used them for hunting. I do a lot of hunting. Deer mostly, although I got a couple of bear last year. Yep, they were good ponies – hunting ponies. I had to train “em special, you know.
Memento (Natalie)
I can say whatever the fuck I want and you can’t do anything about it. I’m going to enjoy using you. Oh, what’s wrong, freak? Can’t find your pen, freak? Oh, that’s too bad, because maybe then you could write yourself a little note saying how much Natalie hates your
Legends of the Fall (One Stab)
I thought Tristan would never live to be an old man. I was wrong about that. I was wrong about many things. It was those who loved him most who died young. He was a rock they broke themselves against however much he tried to protect them. … I think