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One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (Randle McMurphy)
Well as near as I can figure out, it’s because I fight and fuck too much. … She was fifteen years old, going on thirty-five, Doc, and she told me she was eighteen, she was very willing, I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut. Between you and
Little Miss Sunshine (Frank Ginsberg)
Yeah. French writer. Total loser. Never had a real job. Unrequited love affairs. Gay. Spent twenty years writing a book almost no one reads. But he’s also probably the greatest writer since Shakespeare. Anyway, he, uh, he gets down to the end of his life and he looks back and
Men in Black (Agent J)
You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look good.
The Caine Mutiny (Captain Queeg)
I know exactly what he’d tell you, lies. He was no different from any other officer in the ward room, they were all disloyal. I tried to run the ship properly, by the book, but they fought me at every turn. The crew wanted to walk around with their shirt
American Graffiti (Joe)
JOE: Listen, ah – Carl, I – Curt. Despite you scratching Gil”s car, I like you. And I know what you”d like more than anything right now. Like every guy in town, you got the same secret dream, right? Ya want to join the Pharaohs. Huh? You can admit it
The Breakfast Club (Carl)
CARL: You wanna be a janitor? Oh, really? You guys think I”m just some untouchable peasant? Peon? huh? Maybe so, but following a broom around after shitheads like you for the past eight years I”ve learned a couple of things… I look through your letters, I look through your lockers…