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Dick Tracy (Alphonse Caprice)
All right. All right, that’s enough! I want ’em dead, both of ’em. I want this no-face dead and I want Tracy dead. What’s the matter, you bums forgot how to kill people? Doesn’t your work mean anything to you anymore? Have you no sense of pride in what you
Clueless (Cher)
CHER: So, O.K., like the Haitians need to come to America but some people are all, “What about the sprain on our resources?” And it”s like, when I had this garden party for my father”s birthday and it”s all catered, you know, I said “R.S.V.P.” because it”s a sit down
The Lovely Bones (Susie Salmon)
I was slipping away, that’s what it felt like, life was leaving me, but I wasn’t afraid; then I remembered: “There was something I was meant to do; somewhere I was meant to be.” … I was in the blue horizon between heaven and earth. The days were unchanging and
The Joy Luck Club (An-Mei Hsu)
I tell you the story because I was raised the Chinese way. I was taught to desire nothing, to swallow other people’s misery, and to eat my own bitterness. And even though I taught my daughter the opposite, still she came out the same way. Maybe it is because she
A Little Princess: The Musical (Miss Minchin)
MISS MINCHIN: Would the Times print it if it weren”t true? Word has reached London of Captain Crewe”s treason against Her Majesty”s Government. Your father abandoned his trek to Timbuktu in order to lead a slave caravan to the coast. A feverish demise put a stop to his treachery. We
Watchmen (Dr. Manhattan)
Janey accuses me of chasing jailbait. She bursts into angry tears, asking if it’s because she’s getting older. It’s true. She’s aging more noticeably every day – while I am standing still. I prefer the stillness here. I am tired of Earth. These people. I am tired of being caught