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Heathers
Easy A (Olive Penderghast)
I just thought of the funniest thing. My name is an anagram for “I love”.
The Hustler (“Fast” Eddie Felson)
We really stuck the knife in her, didn’t we, Bert? Boy, we really gave it to her good. Then we twisted it, didn’t we, Bert? Of course, maybe that doesn’t stick in your throat, ’cause you spit it out just the way you spit out everything else. But it sticks
Election
PAUL: Dear God, thank You for all your blessings. You have given me so many things, like good health, nice parents, a nice truck, and what I”ve been told is a large penis, and I”m very grateful. But I sure am worried about Tammy. In my heart I still can”t
Waiting to Exhale (Bernadine Harris)
The worst thing is that he made me move out here where my children are in school with only one other black kid so they won’t be improperly influenced. Well, guess what John, you’re the motherfuckin’ improper influence! Get your shit! Get your shit! And, get out!
Forrest Gump (Forrest Gump)
My momma always said, “Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.”
Network (Schlesinger)
SCHLESINGER: These are those four outlines submitted by Universal for an hour series. You needn”t bother to read them. I”ll tell them to you. The first one is set in a large Eastern law school, presumably Harvard. The series is irresistibly entitled The Young Lawyers. The running characters are a