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Funny Girl (Fanny Brice)
Suppose all ya ever had for breakfast was onion rolls. Then one day, in walks a bagel! You’d say, ‘Ugh, what’s that?’ Until you tried it! That’s my problem – I’m a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls. Nobody recognizes me! Listen, I got 36 expressions. Sweet as
About Schmidt (Roberta Talks About Randall)
ROBERTA: Larry is like a little boy. Ever since our divorce, he thinks the only way he can get my attention is to cause a fuss. I understand it. I do. I feel sorry for him. I just… My first husband was the same way.It lasted nineteen months. He turned
High Fidelity (Rob Gordon)
What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I
Pitch Perfect (Aubrey)
AUBREY: I”m calling an emergency Bella-meeting. First up? Our score sheet revealed that The Sockappellas almost beat us. We need to bust our asses if we”re going to make it to the Finals. From now on, we eat, sleep, and pee rehearsal. No more wasting our time with work, school,
Kids (Telly)
When you’re young, not much matters. When you find something that you care about, then that’s all you got. When you go to sleep at night, you dream of pussy. When you wake up, it’s the same thing. It’s there in your face. You can’t escape it. Sometimes when you’re
Shake Weight for Men (Shake Weight)
This is not a workout. This is a revolution. This is shake weight for men. and its going to KICK. YOUR. BUTT. Phew! thats it. In just six minutes guaranteed. Uuuggh.