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Jerry Maguire (Jerry Maguire)
What can I do for you Rod? You just tell me what can I do for you? … I’m ready. … Show you the money. … Yea yea, no ,no show you the money. … Show me the money … Show me the money … SHOW ME THE MONEY! …
The Usual Suspects (Verbal Kint)
Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew. That
The Simpsons Movie (Marge Simpson)
Homer, I always stood up for you. When people point out your flaws, I always say: ‘Well, sometimes you have to stand back to appreciate a work of art.’ Lately, what’s keeping us together is my ability to overlook everything you do. And I overlook these things because… Well, that’s
Easy A (Brandon)
BRANDON: Think about it. We can help each other out. You want to maintain this floozy facade, I don”t want to get my face pummeled in every day. It”s win-win-win-win. All it would take is one good imaginary bonk and you”d be saving the bone structure of my face. Think
Cant Hardly Wait” (Angel)
ANGEL: Don”t say that. And it”s not stupid. I know, “cause… Well… I – I”ve been where you are. I was sixteen. And I had the biggest thing for Scott Baio… And I mean, this was like, years in the running. I”m talking “Happy Days” era, “Joanie Loves Chachi.” God,
Magnolia (Frank T.J. Mackey)
Earl. You don’t look that bad. You prick. “Cocksucker.” That’s what you used to like to say, right? “Cocksucker.” But you are a cocksucker, Earl. It hurts, doesn’t it? Huh? You in a lot of pain? She was in a lot of pain. Right to the end, she was in