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Cant Hardly Wait” (Kenny)
KENNY: I”ve got to have s – tonight. I mean, peep this. 92 percent of the honeys at UCLA are sexually active. 92 percent! I figure since the whole class is going to the party, I should give all ladies an equal chance – you know whatuhm sayin”? It took
Thor (Odin)
Thor Odinson, you have betrayed the express command of your King. Through your arrogance and stupidity, you have opened these peaceful realms and innocent lives to the horror and desolation of war! You are unworthy of these realms! You are unworthy of your title! You’re unworthy! I now take from
Point Break (Angelo Pappas)
Huaahahahaha! This Calvin and Hobbes is funny! … You want some oranges? … No. No. We got lots. We got lots. No thanks. Good luck. … God. … Huhuhahahaha! For his turkey cemetery! Ho! … It’s time for lunch. … Right around that corner, there is a sandwich shop. They
Lost Horizon (High Lama)
We have reason. It is the entire meaning and purpose of Shangri-La. It came to me in a vision long, long ago. I saw all the nations strengthening, not in wisdom, but in the vulgar passions and the will to destroy. I saw their machine power multiplying until a single