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The Breakfast Club (Vernon)
VERNON: That”s the last time, Bender. That”s the last time you ever make me look bad in front of those kids, do you hear me? I make $31,000 dollars a year and I have a home and I”m not about to throw it away on some punk like you… But
Clueless (Cher)
CHER: Don”t sell yourself short, now you”ve got something going for you that no one else at Beverly has. I mean “mystery”. As far as everyone”s concerned you were the most popular girl in your school. Everyone”s curious, and the fact that you hang with De and me… You have
The Producers (Max Bialystock)
How humiliating. Max Bialystock. Max Bialystock. You know who I used to be? Max Bialystock! King of Broadway! Six shows running at once! Lunch at Delmonico’s. $200 suits. You see this? This once held a pearl as big as your eye! Look at me now. Look at me now!! I’m
Captain Fantastic (Ben)
BEN: I”ll take that as my cue, if I may. First off, Leslie practiced Buddhism. Which, to her, was a philosophy and not an organized religion. In fact, Leslie abhorred organized religion, thought it the single most dangerous fairy-tale ever invented, used to strike fear and obedience into the hearts
Camille (Armand Duval)
Don’t say such things, Marguerite, even if we can’t go to the country today. Think of how happy we were once and how happy we shall be again. Think of the day you found the four leaf clover, and all the good luck it’s going to bring us. Think of
