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About Schmidt (Roberta Talks About Randall)
ROBERTA: Larry is like a little boy. Ever since our divorce, he thinks the only way he can get my attention is to cause a fuss. I understand it. I do. I feel sorry for him. I just… My first husband was the same way.It lasted nineteen months. He turned
Bull Durham (Crash Davis)
Well, I believe in the soul. The cock. The pussy. The small of a woman’s back. The hanging curveball. High fiber. Good scotch. That the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional Amendment outlawing
Panic Room (Junior)
JUNIOR: I am. I”m an idiot”s son. An idiot”s grandson. I”m third-generation idiot. But for once in my life I had a good idea, and I”m not giving up so easy. You are? Are you actually telling me that for the first time in your life you”re gonna throw your
Cant Hardly Wait” (Trip McNeely)
TRIP McNEELY: Seriously. Hey man, I thought college was gonna be the AM/PM of p -. I thought I”d be writin” more true -life letters to “Hustler” than I would term papers. Hell, that”s even why I broke up with Janine before I left. College women are totally different, bro.
